Follow the fortunes of editor Neil Zimmerman and his mixed four-a-side indoor soccer team, Max Power FC in their quest for their first even win. With the best name (borrowed from Homer Simpson’s alter ego) and the best shirts (knock-off Barcelona away shirts - the blue ones) they failed to rack up a win in their first ever season. Their record was 0 wins, 10 losses and 2 draws, managing to score 22 goals but conceded 59. Apart from Neil, those who pull on the Max Power FC shirt are Art, Caroline (c), Chris, Joey, Mel, Rose and Rosie.

“Max Power—its the team whose name you’d love to touch…

But, you mustn’t touch!

Its name sounds good in your ear

But when you say it, you mustn’t fear

Because its name can be said by anyone!”

(with apologies to the writers of The Simpsons)